Tequila Mockingbird problem

out like a lamb
many of you are aware of the recent interweb saga of one bryan lamb and his plagiarism of my writing.

the whole dang-blasted internet seemed to be outraged not merely by mr. lamb's theft, but moreso by his defiance in the face of being caught. his indignation when others called on him to do the right thing and apologize. and, so, the incident took on a life of its own, as anyone who has recently googled "bryan lamb" must know.

from the beginning, i was very clear. i wanted only three things: